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News from 28.02.2022

LSD.shop liberates itself

Dear LSD.community,

We would like to inform you today about the background of certain developments at the LSD.shop of Hilaritas GmbH:

1.) Goods theft of €300,000 by ex-employee

Unfortunately, last year our ex-employee (a Belarusian who grew up in Germany) decided to steal material worth €300,000 from Hilaritas GmbH and then publish this stolen material on his own shop pages with a significant discount of 10% – sometimes also 15% on the price that is charged on LSD.shop. The thief was only able to offer these prices because he didn’t buy the material himself, but simply stole it.

In this respect, we would like to inform our customers today why there have been delays in shipping lately. The reason for this is the theft. Specifically, damage of around €500,000 was incurred, so that Hilaritas GmbH was catapulted to the brink of insolvency due to the thief’s immoral behavior.

We have, of course, filed criminal charges and expect that the thief will be sentenced to between one and five years in prison, depending on his previous convictions. Because of his unprecedented stupidity ignoring all digital traces to prove he is guilty, I believe he has what is known as a dark triad personality disorder and hope he will be committed to forensic psychiatry instead of prison.

2.) Sascha’s stroke of fate also delayed shipping

In addition, our shipping employee Sascha was confronted with a major test: his girlfriend took her own life – for him this means that he has fallen into a deep depression. Unfortunately, he was no longer able to complete the tasks entrusted to him and new shipping employees had to be found at short notice: Specifically, four employees – Sandy, Mariusz, Max, and Robert – are now working in shipping and we have also set ourselves the goal by Friday – March 4th, 2022 – to ship all pending orders.

3.) Data theft of customer information

We would also like to inform you that the thief unfortunately copied a lot of our customer data from our database – we assume that there are around 30,000 customer data records that the thief probably read out of our database with the help of a computer scientist. With these datasets, the thief sent 12 (!) spam advertising e-mails to our customers in the last year alone in order to guide them to his shop pages and persuade them to buy with the discounts made possible by the theft.

We would like to apologize to you that this data theft occurred – the thief presented himself as a reliable employee for more than six months before he was commissioned with the dispatch – so it was not to be expected that he would betray Hilaritas GmbH, that he would copy all customer data, and that he would steal goods worth €300,000.

If you have recently received spam promotional emails, unfortunately your email address is probably part of the data theft – you can go to the bottom right of these e-mails and click on the link “unsubscribe from this list” – then you will no longer receive spam e-mails from the thief.

4.) Sabotage by the corrupt public prosecutor Mrs. Lattmann

Unfortunately, the work of Hilaritas GmbH has been sabotaged for almost a year now by the corrupt Berlin public prosecutor Ms. Lattmann. In the same month the thief stole the €300,000 worth of goods, Ms. Lattmann had the LSD.store in Berlin-Mitte (Torstraße 37, 10119 Berlin, Germany) closed and even sealed because of fabricated allegations.

Specifically, there were three allegations:

  1. Allegedly “traces of LSD” were found in the 1V-LSD – however, concrete evidence for this claim in the form of a quantifying laboratory report on significant amounts (>1% of the material) is still missing.
  2. Allegedly, 1V-LSD is also to be understood as “food“ – only the calorie-free 1V-LSD is neither culturally, linguistically nor logically “food“. For a detailed explanation of why 1V-LSD is not a “food“ see our FAQ page.
  3. Allegedly, 1V-LSD is also advertised by Hilaritas GmbH as a “medical drug“ – although the LSD.shop website explicitly mentions several times that 1V-LSD is not approved as a “medical drug“ and is currently still a research chemical.

In my video in Germa from February 28, 2022, I go into the background in detail and also explain why I believe that I can call Ms. Lattmann with impunity an “antisocial, asocial, malicious, stupid, corrupt, immoral, fascist cunt (in the sense of sneaky)”. A detailed explanation of the individual formulations can be found in the German version fo the FAQ. Fortunately, the LSD.store in Berlin-Mitte was successfully reopened last Saturday – the LSD.store is now open for you from Monday to Saturday from 11:30 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. – so we are on the right track.

5.) Say your opinion

If you would like to express your opinion to the corrupt Berlin public prosecutor Ms. Lattmann, you can also contact her personally:

Public prosecutor Mrs. Lattmann
+49 30 901 435 48

Now I wish you: “Refresh your mind

Kind regards and all the best,
Carl Philipp Trump
Founder, Owner (95%) and Representative of LSD.shop (Hilaritas GmbH)


News from 25.02.2022

Reopening of the LSD.store in Berlin-Mitte, Germany

Dear LSD.community,

tomorrow on Saturday the 26th of February 2022 the LSD.store in Berlin-Mitte in the Torstraße 37, 10119 Berlin, Germany close to U2 Rosa-Luxemburg-Platz will reopen.

The LSD.store opening hours are then Monday to Friday 11:30 a.m. – 08:00 p.m.

Tomorrow mainly microdosing pellets will be available as our macrodosing tabs wholesale delivery is delayed till next week.

“Refresh your mind”

Best regards,
Carl Philipp Trump
Founder, Owner (95%), and Representative of LSD.store (Hilaritas GmbH)

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